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Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

sam-shuts-his-cakehole:

itskaleena:

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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i fucking hated those things

Found the asexual

(Source: manda)

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

Facebook VS Tumblr : Teen Wolf Style

snarkysourwolf:

redhoodiewolf:

stilesstilinskl:

Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:

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Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr 

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Someone sends you a message on Facebook 

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Someone writes in your Tumblr askbox

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Loses a friend on Facebook 

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Loses a follower on Tumblr

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Error on Facebook 

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Error on Tumblr 

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Scrolling through Facebook 

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Scrolling through Tumblr

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 Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr

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oh god this made my night

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